ok. i have to jump in here. i vote jake's in treasure beach, jamaica.
http://www.jakeshotel.com/ it's the most divine place i've ever been...
sippin' a red stripe. eating all day long. licking the salt water off my lips after a dive. shuffling thru sugary sand. hot. i'm probably going to take a fiction book that is just pure smut (as i can't stand those reads and usually read non-fiction). i'll read. if i have time.
i will sleep in my ocean front cottage and listen to the waves ebb and flow. waking up to be the first to dig my toes into the sand - the first to choose a beach chair - the first to take a dive into bliss.
i'll have my mp3 loaded with enya and maybe some michael buble or harry connick would do just fine. i think i would bring my bongos and play with the townies and laugh into the night.
no shoes.
and i would be served without expectation of a tip. i would find fresh flowers waiting to be sniffed each morning. and a bowl of freshly cut pineapple to start the day.
no worries.
i'm gone....