Nothing is more important than felines, though some imagine wars
and pestilence share in that honor; yet cats are vastly superior to any war yet
fought...unless the war was over a cat...

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." ~Unknown~

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anonymous~

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." ~Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." ~An English Proverb~

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~Ellen Perry Berkley

"One cat just leads to another." ~Ernest Hemingway~

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~Mary Bly~

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." ~Joseph Krutch~

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." ~Faith Resnick~

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." ~Anonymous~

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of the
cats is infinitely superior." ~Hippolyte Taine~

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." ~Albert Schweitzer~

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." ~Ernest Menaul~
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." ~Unknown~

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." ~Colette~

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." ~Missy Dizick~

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." ~Colonial American Proverb~

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~Joseph Wood Krutch~

"Dogs have owners -- Cats have staff"~Unknown~


We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.