myself in the past. Well, I think your cat has the right altitude! I believe it's called horizontal a' la nap?
Our printer died last year and we've a 'samsung' of what type etc...this seems to be working w/o many wrinkles...I even found it's 'instruction manual' on line, complete with 'troubleshooting' company contacts...
We do just B&W tho, color is sooo expensive, and most of what I copy does not need to be in technicolor?
I surely hope your biopsies can give you some sorts of answers that help your PAIN.
Good thoughts to all - j