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Wisest Elder Ever
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: cajun country, lafayette Louisiana
Posts: 24,238
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Wisest Elder Ever
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: cajun country, lafayette Louisiana
Posts: 24,238
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Indiana....For billie
For Billie (from my aunt who lives in south bend!)
This could apply to people in Illinois and Michigan too!
A Little INDIANA Humor Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Hoosiers...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live
in Indiana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Indiana.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Indiana.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may
live in Indiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live
in Indiana.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may
live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may
live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on t he highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Indiana.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in
Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Indiana.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Indiana friends & others, you definitely live in Indiana
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Hattie the black and white one wrestling with hazel, calico. lost hattie to cancer.....
Happiness is a decision....
150mg of lamictal 2x a day
haldol 5mg 2x a day
1mg of cogentin 2x a day
klonipin , 1mg at night
I will not give up in this weight loss journey, nor this need to be AF. 3-19-13=156, 6-7-13=139, 8-19-13=149, 11-12-13=140, 6-28-14=157, 7-24-14=149, 9-24-14=144, 1-12-15=164, 2-28-15=149, 4-21-15=143, 6-26-15=138.5, 7-22-15=146, 8-24-15=151, 9-15-15=145, 11-1-15=137, 11-29-15=143, 1-4-16=152, 1-26-16=144, 2-24-16=150, 8-15-16=163, 1-4-17=169, 9-20-17=174, 11-17-17=185.6, 3-22-18=167.9, 8-31-18= 176.3, 3-6-19=190.8 5-30-20=176, 1-4-21=202, 10-4-21= 200.8,12-10-21=186, 3-26-22=180.3, 7-30-22=188, 10-15-22=180.9,
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