That's a good one, Sal!
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Originally Posted by SallyC
Taffy, that Bear Poop reminded me of a joke......... In Canada, bears are attacking more humans than normal. So this is how the British Columbia Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising people to stay safe. 1. We advise the outdoorsman to wear NOISY LITTLE BELLS on clothing, so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't surprise them. 2. We advise anyone in the out doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a bear. 3. Outdoorsmen and Outdoorswomen should be on the watch for fresh bear activity and to be able to tell the difference between black bear *poop and grizzly bear poop. 4. Black bear poop is smaller than grizzly bear poop and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. 5. Grizzly Bear poop has noisy little bells in it and smells a lot like pepper. |
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Originally Posted by Av8rgirl
Hey Cin - come to Idaho. Over a million acres of land here is on fire. The whole state smells like a campfire. Just come visit me for a couple of days! 
You can set up your tent in my backyard and I will turn off the sprinklers! In fact, I have 4 acres of trees...pick a couple to camp under! We've got some foxes out there, and there are even 4 bucks that have been sleeping out there at night! |
Yer funny! I don't even own my tent anymore, it's out kayaking the wild west as we type.
