I looked into the mirror today and said "You sho is ugly!" Felt kinda bad for hurting my feelings, so I stripped off my clothes and did my Betty Grable "Nice gams" pose.

Where'd my butt go? It was there the last time I looked!

NOW I know the true definition of "Butt Ugly." Oh well, maybe it might grow on me.

I wonder what's wrong with having an ugly butt?