A friend just called to check up on me, because he's struggling too with illness. I nearly bit off his head when I picked up the phone, I was so frazzled at trying to pay my electric bill.

He laughed at me and told me the crap he's going through. He didn't know what to do either - gets the same treatment.

I told him if I happen to die, please have them come in and take photos of my naked and disgusting body. Across my chest will be written in big black marker: "THANK YOU FOR CARING, COM ED."