Is this the Swampa I know from way back when? If so, GREAT to see you! If not, nice to meet you.
Have you ever scene the movie "Drop Dead Gorgeous?" Most people I know think it's stupid, but it's one of my all-time favorites. It's a spoof on beauty pageants, and it just never gets old to me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503/