LOL! THANKYOU

Your post absolutely and totally cheered me up today.

It's not that I use it by choice, believe me.
I paid for ASDL for my son for a few years and it was quite expensive for me here. He had ASDL and I had dial-up. Typical. Then when I moved again it wasn't available at all.
Next move hopefully it'll be available and inexpensive.

Thanks so much for the chuckle. Made my day.