I love garlic, I hate onions. Alan will not go near garlic and refuses to go near me if I eat anything with garlic.

What he doesn't know is every night when I make my zucchini, I use garlic powder. He can't tell, and since I put Maple syrup with Splenda on everything he eats, well, he loves it all.

Can you imagine, the guy eats everything sweet.

Since the fentanyl, he has taste perversion and nothing can be sweet enough for him. I once tasted his coffee. Oh my god!!!

He goes "what, what???"

lol