I like that one, Kathy.

My poor doggie got sick and died last month. But I still laugh when I think of all the crazy things she used to do. She liked to sneak up on me when I was asleep and give me a wet-willie by sticking her tongue into my ear - and I mean DEEP into my ear. Then she'd laugh at me when I jumped off the couch and landed halfway across the living room. The nut.