I woke up giggling and laughing.....these posts are downright entertaining. Thank you all so much.

Zuch flower: Along the same lines as your coffee disaster but not quite as messy. I used the squirt hose at my kitchen sink and now it won't turn off. I've taken it apart and put it back together, but it's broken and the water can't be steered back to the faucet.

Of course I have no memory, and now for 3 days (I do THINK about having it fixed - can't be hard) I've been going to use the sink, and not remembering in spite of many facial and upper body drenchings, that the hose is on.

I'll probably walk out to the kitchen when finished posting, having completely forgotten by then, and squirt myself in the face.

Steve and Steffi - should have been comedy writers - I certainly agree with Tena's comments.

paula