Me and Alffe both jumping on the bed with wine? LOLOL! Well, yes, anything is possible. And correct. When we're old we can just do anything we darn well please so there.

Last night, Ms. Alffe, I saw a 4-pack of Kahlua Mudslides on sale. Since I've never had a mudslide, and you often mention mudslide/hottub nights, I bought them. YUM! Very nice. But ya know woman...Vodka sneaks up on ya and kicks ya right in the ****.

WHAT!!!!!!!!????? MR. ALFFE IS EATING MY CANDY!!!!!!! That poopdedoop. Ah well, he's such a wonderful man, he can go ahead and do that...UNTIL I show up. I will then leave a trap in the candy dish when I'm not in my room.

Now please!!!!! Don't go trying to get cobwebs if it's on account of me showing up on your doorstep!!!!! I wouldn't do that.