Oh that is funny. I wish you lived near me...my 80 year old mother grew a huge garden this year and had zucchini in all those sizes...seriously some of the biggest I have ever seen. She probably made 3000 zucchini cakes, which are delicious by the way......im kind of sick of zuchinni at this point. Last year she grew a 16lb cabbage! The huge metro newspaper here in Dallas/FtW ran an entire article with pictures of her garden and that darned cabbage.......
Tomatoes.......well she had some almost as big as my head We gave away more veggies than you could feed a small army with! It was great and everone enjoyed them so much!