I wish I could post a photo of what I looked like when I married Alan

I was 32 years old and looked like Elizabeth Taylor. No joke. people would stop me in the street. All that changed as I got older, had my son, he gave us problems, I ate, ate. And oh yeah, I got really big. And so did he.

But he just walked in the computer room and said 'I know you are not speaking to me, but you don't have to tape Big Brother for me". I said "I had no intention of taping anything for you because I'm not speaking to you".

He then said 'I have no idea why you are mad at me, what did I do (CLUELESS!!!!!)

I then said 'when a woman has done all the things I have done for you, then she loses weight and looks better than she has looked in years, and when that woman gets dressed up for you to go out for breakfast, you are NOT supposed to tell that woman that she is vain"

His response "but you asked me'. We both burst out laughing. I said 'you are indeed clueless" I do believe he has aspergers (just like his son), or perhaps it's the reverse. My son has his father's asperger traits.

I mean, I really do believe he meant no harm but jeez, give me a break.

He just said 'I guess we are not going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning." I responded "oh, I'm going, and if I meet a nice guy, he can buy me breakfast". He's now sulking in the other room.

I love this. lol

Melody

P.S. when you said he married a frumpy overweight woman, I nearly laughed my head off.