I'll wish you a happy belated birthday too with many more to follow, hopefully all of them less eventfull than this one

. Hope the carrot cake took some of the sting out of your fall from grace.
May not help to ease your situation but my favorite aunt went from a stunning black haired woman to a stunning gray-haired woman between ages 24-25, she's still a strinking gray-haired woman and still my favorite aunt 59 years later.
Alkymst