I wouldn't get on a scale if you paid me a thousand dollars.

Scales do not like my body and I do not like scales.

The next time I shall look at a scale is the day that Alan picks me up, carrys me around the kitchen and says "you can look now".

Since he's not about to carry me anywhere, this will not happen anytime soon.

So I shall leave it to the fine people at Cornell to worry about the numbers. I just know how my clothes fit and that's good enough for me.

Mel