I totally just tripped (well, about 20 minutes ago) and tried to break my fall and now my collar bone is crooked. I actually laid there and laughed hysterically. I'd go to the doctor if I could get my arm to reach to put my socks and shoes on.

It doesn't hurt much except when I try to raise my arm up. I think I'll ice-er-up and see how goes tomorrow. I didn't hit my chest and didn't fall hard enough to break anything, I think it's just mad right now.

If it wouldn't hurt, I'd kick my foot for being such a jerk.

I'm going to have my name changed to Grace. Just for the irony. My doctor says I need more iron.