Lets see, I don;t think I could give you everything you want but at least half ??
East Coast,
about 40 miles to major airport
haven't seen a lizard since 1984
about 5 hrs to coast line
20 min. to Mountains, and I do mean beautiful mmountains
4 large lakes and at least 1 small one near by
Can't remember what else you wanted, but
ah yes, weather generally perfect, not too hot, no too cold.
every few years we may have a snoe, but it doesn't linger
I'll get back to you if I think of more

JoJo