Who Moi
You best get back here and explain to me why you're on your period(s).
Those were great posts. I wanted to tell you about a man who went to a NYC grocery store and noticed the clerk was very crabby to everyone. He decided to be friendly and see if he could improve her mood.
After she handed him the receipt, she began to take on the next customer. He smiled sweetly and said "Aren't you going to tell me to have a nice day?" She pointed to the piece of paper and snapped back at him "It says so on the F-ing receipt!"