Just get on the bus, forget (hic) about us! Put the blame on me!!!!! So Tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree, if you still love (hic) me (weep) (boo hoo) (snort).

Ninety nine bottles of beer on (hic) the hilll. (falls down in the dirt). Help Help!! I falling and I can't get up. Someone get me the Ronco collapsable fishing reeling so I can catch me a Orka for Jose in the ocean.

Too much beer, not enough food and I got sand and suds up my skirt and down my nightie! WoooWeeeee!!!

These stelletos are a ***** to walk in.


Mark