Alan and I just came back from Dunkin Donuts and he told me “I saved the best for last (about what happened at the health fair). So here’s what happened.

He was going from booth to booth and everybody had this kind of health claim, and that kind of health claim. He came upon a booth where a man claimed to change a person’s DNA. Alan said “you are going to change my DNA?? How can you do this?. Do you take my blood??” And the man said “Oh, no, we will just operate on you”!!!

Alan said “Operate on me??? Where will you do this” and the guys says “Back in our offices” So Alan asks “how much is the operation?” and the guy responds “$33.00”

So Alan says “Let me get this straight, you are going to operate on me, change my DNA for $33.00”?? And the guy says “that’s right” And Alan says “and what is changing my DNA going to do?” and the guy says: “It will release your body of all toxins and diseases”.

So Alan is looking at the guy and says “Explain how you do this” The guy then says: “we cut into your spinal column …….then Alan says “Whoa, what do you mean, you cut into my spinal column???” and the guy picks up his hands as if to demonstrate he is holding the spinal column in his hands and he says “we take out your spinal column and we bend it this way and all the toxins are released” Alan looks at him and says “Let me get this straight, you are charging $33.00 to cut into my spine, take out my spinal column and bend it to release the toxins in my DNA??” And the guy says “Oh no, we don’t cut into the flesh, we cut into the spirit. It’s all in the spirit of the spinal column”.

Alan walked away from that one!!!!


Then there were the Triangle people. See, 14 years ago, Alan and I and our son had gone to a health fair and I will never forget the Triangle people. They were sitting at a table and theywere wearing triangle pyramid things on their heads. Now try and picture what they looked like. I remember laughing so hard I had to leave the area. So when I knew Alan was going to this health fair, I specifically told him to “look for the Triangle people”

Well, he did. I said ‘Did they still have the Triangles on the top of their heads?” and he said “Melody, once I passed by their table, I remembered you all those years ago and I had to leave before I burst out laughing and made a spectable of myself”.

Then he went into a seminar where a man started to talk about how he would heal everybody. He made them all get up and spread their arms open wide and press the energy force from way back in the room, to the front of their bodies. Then he said 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 1. Presto, You are all healed. I asked him if this helped his neuropathy?? And he said “are you for real”. Then (and here’s where I almost lost my breakfast, I laughed so hard, the guy said “Jesus Christ never ascended, he was supposed to ascend but he didn’t”. Then the guy said ‘we have all been seeded by aliens, we are aliens (like what the Scientologist believe). He also said “Jesus Christ was a healer like I am, and I can heal people”. He then said “all our sicknesses and diseases and pain are because we have the baggage of past lives in us and we have to ascend to the Federation”. Alan then said to himself “Federation, Federation?? Are we talking Star Trek??” I asked Alan, “what is the Federation?” and Alan said “I have no idea, but the lady next to me got up and walked out”. Alan said people were buying all these books and herbs and ointments and machines.

All I know is, if I had been there and saw the Triangle lady with that thing on the top of her head, I would have lost it again, just like I lost it 14 years ago.

I mean, really, do these people really think that wearing a triangle on ones head is going to get the toxins out of our body.

I do believe in the brain being the center of our body and we can somewhat try and release endorphins. That’s how the yogi’s in India reduce their heart rate and they can stand on one leg for weeks. They can control their breathing, their respiration, their everything. But this takes years of discipline, and not wearing of triangles on one’s head.

And imagine a person telling Alan he can change his DNA??

Then there was the guy who paid $25.00 for a picture. I said '$25.00??? for a picture of what?? And Alan Said "A guy took a picture of this man's aura" and the guy paid $25.00 to see what his colors were". Then the guy told the man "For $10 more, I'll evaluate your aura, and tell you what it means".

People must have made a fortune at this fair!!!

I mean really!!!