You want to laugh. I'll make you laugh.

This morning, after breakfast, I had to go to the drugstore. I did not notice the man behind the cash register. I was getting my money out of my purse. He says something, I glance up and I yelled "Oh my god, you poor thing, what happened to youuuuuuuuuu????" He looks at me puzzled and goes 'what's the matter??" I said "What's the matter??, you're bleeding all over your face" He looks at me puzzled, then bursts out laughing (Just so you can get an image of what I'm looking at as I was facing this man, picture a man with a big gaping wound on his forehead, blood pouring out from every crevice from stitches on his face, etc. etc." The lady in the corner bursts out laughing and goes: "You should have seen him last year, he was a Witch Doctor". I, (still clueless), said "I beg your pardon"!!! and they all go:

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN".

He had gone to a professional make up artist to have this done.

oh yeah, they got me good!!!!

mel