Hey ya'll, members of the welcome team were asked to submit a bio as a helpful FYI to the team. DM is a little slacker so I thought we could help her out with that while she's on vacation this week.


Let's start with the basics:


Hi! I'm Daisymay but you can call me DiM! In 1940, I was born into poverty. My father had only two chickens and a mule, but we did not know that we were poor. The scarlett "P" Mom so lovingly sewed onto my forehead was just her special way of idenitfying her beloved little "princess" (gagging myself!).

During my formative years the stars shone upon me as I developed my skills for the booming market of pole-hula-hoop-go-go-dancers. My gift helped me keep my family living in fine Fargo style with genuine cotton flannel unionsuits and bomber hats.

After graduating middle school, I was the recipient of the prestigious and coveted "PUBLIC" scholarship to high school! I was a freshman in my fifth year and wanted to be a veterenarian because I love children. Again, the stars shone upon me and into my life came a love like no other. He strode in, so tall and confident, so handsome and charming, I had to git me one of those!

I hadn't realized at the time just how much a camel can eat...