I have friends! Well, I have (A) friend! My one friend is Nappy! She is the bestest! Let me tell you about my friend Nappy!

hgkaiaioeakdkfja (Nappy has swooped in on this reply and duct tapes Taffy's hands to her keyboard)

(Taffy yells, I wasn't gonna say anything bad about you Nappy!)

I told you guys Dippy, it's not about me. Now tell me Tispy, who is it about?

(DM. It's always about Princess DM!)

What did you say?

(Nothing. Aw! Not the sock!)

Muffled sounds come from Dippy, I mean, Taffy, as Nappy stuffs a dirty sock and duct tapes it in her mouth!