After searching high and low for jobs in Toad Hollow, I finally landed a job as a maid/room service attendant at the local motel. They were in need of my abilities to scout out itinerant guests and make sure that the food was of the highest quality.

Unfortunately, the local prison was in need of jobs so my talents were not put to good use and I had to find another job. I hear the quality of the service has taken a downturn.

I have moved on to the local country club entertaining the locals as a table top dancer. I am much more qualified for this position. Dancing on the tables brings in much more moolah and my pet rock collection has quadrupled!