Junior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: England
Posts: 14
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: England
Posts: 14
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claims
Claims
This morning I tried to keep myself calm
I’ll talk nice and gentle with phone in my palm
I promised the wife to sort this one out
My mind was resolved, my thoughts had no doubt
There’s needless to say that didn’t ring true
the end of the call saw airwaves turn blue
I’d been on the phone for most of the day
Chasing my claims and denied with no pay
Look my dear lady, again I am through
I’m chasing my tail, it’s all down to you
I’ve spoken to Bill, I’ve spoken to Jane
Please give an answer I’m going insane
On august the fifth my claim I did send
The end of October is just round the bend
How long do we wait, our cupboards are bare
This Government promised its taxes to share
To claim D L A, a form you must fill
Fifty nine pages of testing your will
Complete it on-line or send it by post
Expecting the least but hoping for most.
Five hours of typing , a true test of strength
Then checking it over, its breadth and its length
Forwards and backwards, the claiming forms go
Different departments are keeping them low
What pitiful lives they’re making us lead
Paranoid and broke they have to concede
But governments come and then are declined
Here’s hoping the next, makes claiming less grind
Take heed of my words when time to retire
Try to be solvent and not to expire
Don’t spend your money on fags or on booze
Hide it away for a Caribbean cruise
If that doesn’t appeal, then tuck it away
Save all your money the banker might say
Don’t listen to him, I hear you all cry
Those bloody charges will bleed you all dry
listerine
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