AMN: Great news! DM won't be on NT all week! She obviously does not have the help of a bookmark on her SIL's computer.

DM:

At any rate, as the 70s ticked away, I worked diligently at Buck's Barn at the golf course. I had incorporated the ceiling fans into my table-top dancing number and it was a big hit. By 1976, people were coming from as far as Iowa to see me perform. Nevermind that IA is just across a bridge from Toad Hollow, the simple truth is, I was becoming a national sensation.

The biggest hit happened when one night, I lost my grip on the fan blade right in the middle of my big number, Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry. I hit hard, right into the lap of a young stud in his flashy disco shirt and Mr.T starter-kit jewelry. He was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen! Trust me, I had been around. His combed-out chest hair was more than I could resist and since I'd already hit on him from the ceiling fan, I decided to hit on him from his lap.

We had a glorious summer that year. His name was Danny and I had it bad for his charms and groovy ways. We celebrated the bicentennial with fireworks of our own and I have never been happier since...