must....not.....kill.....DH.......!!!!

So he won't be home for T-giving and we'll celebrate on Friday instead. The damn turkey is still frozen so he wants to set it in warm water all day tomorrow (Wed) to thaw while he's out golfing from 7 am to 6 pm. Can you say salmonella!!!

We argued about it to the point where I said I wouldn't eat it and would cook my own damn turkey if he insisted on this idiotic path. Maybe I won't have to kill him. The turkey will do it for me!