Daddy, why are green's so good for us
Yet grass will make us sick.

Why do you hate chicken so much
Yet you still call Mummy 'Chick'.

Daddy, why will eating carrots, help me see more in the night.
I wouldn't have to eat them, if you left on my bedroom light.

Daddy, why do you let Father Christmas come down our chimney pot.
Mummy told me 'Dont go there! it's very, very hot'.


Daddy why will eating porridge help to make me grow.
Granddad's huge! and hates the stuff, he told me don't you know.

Daddy why does medicine taste so bad, but always makes you better.
And why do you always get bad news, inside a big brown letter.

Daddy why does eating burnt toast, send your hair all curly.
I really like the taste of it, but dont like Auntie Shirley.

Daddy why is it that big boys shouldn't cry.
I know that when i'm older, i will do, if you die.


David