Mel
If you get Allan a skinny tire racing bike.....I can see him now as a bike messenger in NYC or Lance Armstrong II

.....and who will be worrying...him or you??
I wonder what you have to do to get Allan to worry about you as much as you do him.....hmm...the lycra and bike did it for me...(now I need a new gig).

I won't subject any one to me in lycra right now.