Okay, Ratty, I feel much better, I forgot about janitors. It's just too hard to sleep knowing there's an untended mess afoot.

Um, what's with the boy parts lying all over the room?




Okay, everyone, we're up to 7 staterooms, I think. This will be great, we're taking the 10-day western Caribbean sail out of Cape Canaveral. Our ports of call will be Key West, Grand Cayman, Cozumel, and Freeport.

Grab your gear and meet me on the dock Dec. 26 at 3:00pm for the bon voyage party on the Limbo deck. It's sure to please anyone who likes an umbrella in their drinks... or eyes (depending on how many drinks are involved). We sail through the night so this will be our opportunity to enjoy the ship's offerings. I've also scheduled a scooter race on deck 3 Aft for midnight. Be there.

We've been asked to participate in the passengers talent show, so let's hear what you all plan to perform once we're asail.

I have consented to bring along my one-man-band set-up with which I will perform a medley of famous Sousa marches.