Merry MERRY Christmas to all of YOU!!

It's freezing here! I got up and the fire was out!

I made coffee, admired my new big screen TV ( 55 gallon fish tank!), fed the fishies, gave the cat his Christmas treat and a kiss on the head ( he HATES that), popped an apple cinnamon coffee cake in the oven, poured an eggnog and rum for breakfast, and came in to wish you all a peaceful and pleasant day!

I am lolling around in my LL Bean slippers and my union suit ( red, of course!) until the man wakes up when I will give him his special present.

I got him a book he wanted, some size 16 socks ( hard to find!) and the special gift...some denim farmer jeans- the ones that come up over the chest and have suspenders built in? I am sooo tired of crack every day!! LMFAO!

The man has NO butt and his pants creep down within minutes of him putting them on. I have tried suspenders ( they are cheaply made these days and break within weeks), tailored pants ( still slip down), belts (ditto) and I have HAD IT!

Here's to all of you!!