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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 58
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 58
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~top 10 Signs U Kno Uv Joined A Redneck HMO~ (a Wee Bit Nasty!)
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 
9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.
8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 
7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".
6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 
5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 
4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.
3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 
2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".
1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's 
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