Thanks Sue:

I'll let you know if my kitchen faucet explodes.

Can you imagine an 83 year old man (with one leg yet), who thinks he's a plumber?? He's actually pretty good but really? He's 83, call the plumber already.

I'm just happy to have a roof over my head so I don't make waves. They are good to me and I'm an excellent tenant. I do all the garbage and recycle and I've saved them from tons of tickets from the Sanitation Police who love to come and give out tickets.

Hope all of you had a merry merry you know what.

Countdown to 2008. Oh my god, 2008 already. I remember when it was the millenium. Oh my god, it's 8 years already??

Holy Moly