Hiya, Chris! It's about bloody time you got yourself back here!

No coal for me, I got some very nice presents and got rid of company as fast as possible. It was short and sweet! I got myself a great present in the form of a chair massage system, so I only get up to go wee wee now.

The cruise was a disaster and I'm not going next year. I'm still airing out my clothes from the nasty stink of rotted lobstah because a certain Sally put one in my drawer on the first day.

Craig got arrested at Grand Cayman doing unmentionable things involving snorkeling gear, a thong, and Mrs. Claus. DM went overboard but missed the water, FG flew her plane into restricted airspace then landed it on the Lido deck, Joyce drank too much at the bon voyage party and no one saw her after that, Wiz, RW, Trappy and others caused a riot at the buffet resulting in all handicapped people being banned from buffets. I just don't know what to tell you. It was ugly.