Originally Posted by Riverwild

ROFLMAO!

Knowing what brought on this post, all I have to say is:

Objects in mirror are closer than they apppear.

Putting plastic bag over head may cause death.

Do not inhale exhaust from tailpipe for extended length of time.


WAIT!! So if the object is closer should we just assume that it is too close to avoid or is it far enough away that we can still pass it or will it pass us or do we have to pull over and if we do how far is safe to pull over and should it be to the right or the left?...

If I want to use the plastic bag as a rain kerchief can I still use it on my head or should I never use it on my head or if I cut it open or fold it does it change the actual warning to something different and should it be rewritten to include folding or using as a neckerchief?...

Is it safe if I am two feet away from the exhaust pipe or should I be ten feet or is half a mile better? Is it the actual inhalation that will kill me or the being there or if it's not the inhalation is it ok if I am close as long as I don't get too close or if I only breathe at half my normal rate of breathing will I be ok?...

I don't think any of this is fair according to my definition of fair and your dictionary doesn't include the same wording as mine so your's MUST be wrong and I never give anyone my a...


I have classes with people like this in them. They are the people who you just want to run over in the parking lot before class. They are the ones who hold up the checkout line at the stores, wondering why they can't use the outdated coupon. They are the ones who make customer service reps rude and nasty. They are the bane of our existence. They should all have to live in a place far away where they can all debate every detail of every breath until they drop. They should have to live in herds out in the back forty!...BahhhBahhh...

You could make them a special sign that tells them in MINUTE DETAIL about how to actually do something and they would find a way to shag it up and use the whole "class" ( insert appropriate scenario here) to figure out why it reads the way it does instead of JUST FREAKIN" DOING IT!!!

( i'm not stressed by these people anymore. I just shut them out and if they try to bother me I laugh maniacally and whisper "you're next"...they usually never bother me again!)