Awww, jeez Cin...I got back up, couldn't sleep, came in for a few minutes to see who was on and I see this!
So----
"I'm glad your wee wee is now open,
I'm sure you sat there full of hopin',
That something would come through there soon,
and then it happened before noon,
I promise not to give you grief,
I'm just glad you got relief!!!
( deleted verse- "get the doc to check this out, before we whack you in the snout!" )
Let us know how it goes! ( or how you go!!)