IF not, charge one heck of a consulting fee! Nice to know you are 'soo valuable'!
Dang! That hurts! And I've got that tee-shirt too, but not to that extent of gall.
Go roust yourself and punch a wall out and then fix it and paint it...it's far, far more constructive therapy in the long run!

You have been so quiet, I was wondering...Now go your wife, and take another cyber from me! - j

Hey! Beats pounding sand! Ya know?