I'll start.

When I use my computer I often sit in my comfy chair and put my feet up on my desk (No, I never did this in my office at work)!

I call this my 'executive position'.

Anyway, I was sitting here today and suddenly noticed that I had two different shoes on my feet. One was a brown sandal and the other a black loafer.

Generally I am able to match my shoes and yes, one day I actually did wear two different shoes out when I went shopping. In that case they were at least similar (two different black shoes).

Well, hope this made you laugh or at least smile. I'm going to go and search for the mates for my shoes and decide which will be best.

Got anything funny to share?

Tootsie