Thanks. I had heard something very similar many years ago, and it's just as good now as it was back then.


Some of the differences between then and now are

5. (was) Just because Moses tied his [donkey] to a tree and walked 3 miles, it doesn't mean that skin stretches farther than rubber.

7. (was) It's Father, Son, and Holy Ghost not Daddy, Laddy and the spook.

13. (was) And you know that what we're having is a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's Church...