Talk to myself, if I did not do that then who else would I talk to?
I can recall quite vividly a recent conversation I had with my dryer who had given sanctuary to some run away clothes. There there was that conversation with the oven and range at the same time demanding to know what it taking the so long to get cooking.

Do you think there is a problem here? Now of course you can not have a conversation if they do not answer me but they do!

The only thing the dryer would not give up was what his clan does with all those missing socks!