The following is a very funny story told from a man's perspective!!!

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me," and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants...you might have
gotten disability."