I don't normally talk about the stuff between stem and stern, if you know what I'm saying...

But the last three days, I've been extremely, well, bubbly. To the point where I feel like I'm buzzing inside. It's not that - I actually know what that feels like. It's just little bubbles of air inside me. I'm also getting some excruciating abdominal pains - feels like my colon is spazzing out, I guess. Or my stomach, but there isn't any muscles around in there, is there?

It's really unusual for me to be this bubbly and in pain, so I thought I'd ask around for other people's experiences.