Oh My God!!!

We have horseback riders, we have motorcycle riders!!!

What's next on this thread?? Female Evil Knievals????

My life was so boring compared to you people.

Oh, I once went horseback riding. Never did it again.

Never been in a helicopter and don't think I ever will.

And I most certainly have never been on the back of a Harley.

But during the summer, around the corner from house, I was walking, and I saw the BIGGEST HUGEST MOTORCYCLE I had ever seen. I think he called it a HOG. I'm not sure.

The thing was bigger than a regular motorcycle. He could have put a tent on it, it was so big. I walked up to the guy. Imagine me walking up to a motorcycle person"?? and I said 'you can travel from state to state on this thing right??" and he laughed and said 'I just came back from the Poconos".

I have never in all my life seen anything the size of this monster bike. It had two big gas tanks, well...everybody was walking over to him and talking to him. Very friendly person. I guess he always has this happen to him so he's used to being the center of attention.

Guess what stupid thing popped out of my mouth (because I know nothing about the costs of these machines).

I said 'you paid more than $3500 for this right??" He burst out laughing and said "Try $35,000"

At least I keep em laughing!!!