I wonder about so many things today that I'm having a difficult time swallowing

I wonder when it's time to go outside and trim those shrubs. I wonder when it will be warm enough.
I wonder if Vicky is doing OK.
I wonder if Alffe had to get a new over because of baking too many turduckens

I wonder if there's a finer invention in the entire world than a self-cleaning oven.
I wonder if BP understands that I will not be getting a new kitty for a lot of painful reasons.