I'll see that, and raise ya.

you put on a clean white blouse, and all that work makes you thirsty.

so, you pour yourself some juice.

you're pleased because you didn't spill a single drop.

you raise the cup to your eager mouth, and miss by an inch.

you look down, and see a tomato juice river down your chest.

you're too tired to change clothes, so you decide to wear it like that.

you've forgotten ALL about the stain an hour later.

hubby comes in and FREAKS, thinking it's BLOOD.