Kay enters the fray.... in stealth mode...

Empathy Man, oh dear sweet Empathy Man?

Guess what WE have lined up for ya today?

*hold still while I slide this extra-large pair of rubber gardening gloves on ya!*

you have a dentist appointment in 30 minutes.

now, FLOSS your TEETH!

to properly impair your vision, we have CHANGED the bathroom bulbs to 40 watters!

and smeared VASELINE all over the mirror, to boot.

Empathy Man, are you familiar with the term Trigeminal Neuralgia?

*onlookers see Kay sneakily sidling up behind Empathy Man*

what's that in her hand, kiddies?

omg, she's clutching an ICEPICK!

stay tuned...