jab, right ear

Jab !, right cheekbone

JAB !!, right eyebrow

JAB !!!!, under right ear

havin' FUN yet, Mr. EM?



what? ya gotta wee wee, AGAIN?

but... you say you're "burning" a bit?

oh, sorry 'bout that duct tape, you-know-where.

it seems our dear sweet Kitty gets her jollies in a strange fashion.



but you'll soon adjust to your NEW NORMAL, Mr. Empathy.

it's time to CRAWL to the bathroom, clanking your ball 'n' chain merrily.

I Vaselined the grab bars by the pottie for ya!

2K2C, can you pass me that roll of barbed wire?

*Kay gleefully rubs hand together, and cackles hideously*