Empathy Man recently gave an interview to Painful Living With MS Magazine, and this is what he said:

"Since the infamous "Duct Tape Incident" I no longer have the desire to date."

He continued: "I never know if I will be ABLE to... you know..."

His woeful tale encompassed burning, strange tingles, itching, and painful spasms...

He spoke of not being able to when he wanted, and being ABLE at inappropriate times.

Single fatherhood also took its toll: "Who wants to date a man with THREE strikes against him?"

He was referring to the Pseudo-MS inflicted upon him by those ignominious HARPIES over at NeuroTalk as strike #1, the bungee cords on his arms as #2, and his children as the third strike.

And he mentioned that the ball and chains attached to his ankles weren't helping either... as they made it difficult for him to dress, drive, and take romantic strolls in the park.

This writer, while feeling some small degree of sadness for Empathy Man, couldn't help but acknowledge that his plight was suffered by thousands of women...